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I'm at work and I have a lot of stuff to do, so let's cut straight to the chase. Things in this thing:

• Dog-cloning should wait until the housing market improves.
• Tiny Gods talk genetics?
• Batman's deep, sexy voice.
• Bonus Dark Knight spoiler @ 11:28-11:32
• Maggie Gyllenhaal, hot or not?
• Citag is the new bitch.
• We're fresh out of fajitas in this piece.
• Indie games (Braid, Crayon Physics, Choke on my Groundhog, etc.)
• Dr. Horrible is back.
• Why didn't anyone tell me Birds of Prey existed?

Listen to it or something. I'm out.

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I know you have all been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the fifth Tiny Godcast, but hold your #$%!ing horses! You seem to have forgotten that episode four has to be released first. While you sit there and try to remember how to count, you can now listen to what many experts consider to be the most recent Tiny Godcast to date. These are exciting times we live in.

Your ears are about to be verbally assaulted by:

• Achievements are friggin' sweet.
• Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is well worth $4.
• Dark Knight discussion. (Some spoilers. Happens between 5:50-10:10)
• Christian Bale intends to alarm.
• To Big Cable: Down with bundled channels!
• Achievements haven't become any less sweet.
• Flying Penises.
• Mandrake's cat is sooooooo horny.

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And on the third(ish) week, the Tiny Gods looked down upon the Earth and said unto their people, "Let there be Godcast." Thus did the inhabitants of the mortal realm come to know episode three of the Tiny Godcast, and it was good.

In this episode, you shall behold the following:

• Mandrake's epic battle with the insect hordes
• A little more ditcy
• An angry Special Guest
• Natalie Portman's nipples
• Terrible uses for the Spore Creature Creator

The format of the Godcast has changed for this installment. Sullivan created an enhanced podcast that will give you, the faithful listener, some visuals if you are using a media player that takes advantage of such fanciness. Please let us know what you think of it in the comments at tinygods.com.

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So you listened to the first episode of the Tiny Godcast and you thought to yourself, "This is probably the best thing I've ever listened to in my entire life." Well, this is your lucky day! Episode 2 is ready and waiting to be consumed by your fleshy mortal ears.

Ingredients:

• Chuck is playing WoW again?!?
• Chuck wants the rest of us to play WoW again?!?
• When advertisers attack.
• 100% of your Recommended Daily Value of Vitamin AWESOME! (serving size: one godcast)

Sullivan, Chuck, Pasty, and Mandrake are also accompanied by a new and improved Special Guest Star™!

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After Pasty pointed out that we have been taking you mortals to school for two years, I decided that we should get a new project going. The result is the Tiny Godcast! What could be more interesting than listening to your favorite Tiny Gods talking about random things?!? (Answer: nothing.)

Included in this package:

• Sullivan gets up close and personal with an armadillo.
• ditcy came back to be our best friend!
• Invisible jets are stupid.
• Chuck effortlessly wins some WoW:TCG matches.
• Pasty has an epically silent battle with his microphone!
• Nerds like to play games.
• In a world where you can do anything, Mandrake prefers to do nothing.

But that's not all! There are super bonus special guests and surprises around every turn. Visit us at tinygods.com for more!

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